a group of girls waving american flags just whizzed by on a golf cart screaming FUCK ENGLAND LETS GO DUMP TEA IN THE LAKE so yeah that’s what you missed on america
they actually did it by the way they tossed tea bags in the lake
Anonymous said: POST A SELFIE.
HERE U GO GOD BLESS
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer